So Who Wants a Toruno Bros. Bread Torus Already?

Of course we’ve got flagels and squagels—what kind of second-rate bagel store would Toruno Bros. be if we didn’t? But we’ve also got so much more in our wire bins! Including:

And we even have bagels that have no holes and aren’t boiled before they’re baked... resulting in a much softer, less dense and chewy product, which we adorn with poppy seeds or leave plain. We call these “rolls.”


Matthew David Brozik wrote this and many other short humor pieces, which have been published in print and online by The New Yorker, Adult Swim, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, Grin & Tonic, The Big Jewel, and no one.

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